1. They work well together.

2. They work for the good of the pack.

3. They protect their young and their elders.

4. They do not kill indiscriminately.

5. They do not lie, cheat or steal.

6. They won't spend money redecorating the White House.

7. They do not read Newspapers, watch TV or give interviews.

8. Their clothes don't have zippers or pockets.

9. They don't indulge in fantasies.

10. They can be NEUTERED!