• Catch Frisbees.
• Keep a lonely night from being truly lonely.
• Keep our homes safe.
• Get us outside on beautiful fall days.
• Listen to our singing.
• Treat us like celebrities when we come home.
• Warm up our beds on cold nights.
• Star in our home videos.
• Make our hearts more vigorous.
• Take us outdoors on snowy winter days.
• Alert us to the arrival of the mail.
• Help us to live longer.
• Make us smile.
• Agree with everything we say.
• Warm our knees with their chins.
• Provide us use for old tennis balls.
• Signal when a thunderstorm is coming.
• Pull sleds.
• Help lower our blood pressure.
• Test how fast we can run.
• Keep the squirrels from overtaking our yards.
• Teach us the meaning of unconditional love.
• Take us out on rainy days.
• Teach our children about responsibility.