1. The first day of creation, God created the dog.

2. The second day of creation, God created man to serve the dog.

3. The third day of creation, God created furniture for the dog to use as he wishes.

4. The fourth day of creation, God created the tennis ball so that the dog might or might not retrieve it.

5. The fifth day of creation, God created honest toil so that man could labor for the good of the dog.

6. The sixth day of creation, God created veterinary science to keep the dog healthy and the man broke.

7. The seventh day, God tried to rest ... but he had to walk the dog.