Collie + Lhasa Apso= Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport.

Spitz + Chow Chow= Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot.

Pointer + Setter= Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet.

Great Pyrenees + Dachshund= Pyradachs, a puzzling breed.

Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso= Peekasso, an abstract dog.

Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel= Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle.

Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever= Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists.

Newfoundland + Basset Hound= Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors.

Terrier + Bulldog= Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes.

Bloodhound + Labrador= Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly.

Malamute + Pointer= Moot Point, owned by....oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway.

Collie + Malamute= Commute, a dog that travels to work.

Deerhound + Terrier= Derriere, a dog that's true to the end.

Bull Terrier + Shitzu Oh, never mind...